I could whip your arse at backgammon - but would you want me to?
(a) an 'arse' is a bottom & an 'ass' is a donkey; this information should tell you I'm British. So with apologies for everything that Simon Cowell has inflicted upon your young country - I may not be your cup of tea if you're looking for a domestic model.
(b) I'm Emilio Estevez-sized. If you're looking for an oak tree I'm not going to be your guy - and you can move on to the next posting now...
(c) I'm long out of my thirties - so if you're fixated by numbers you can also eliminate me. This hasn't stopped the odd teenager from hitting on me in the not too distant past, but it would take someone pretty extraordinary (age is just a number, but life experiences are not) to have me turn my life into a Woody Allen movie.
.. if you're still reading I've no shopping list about who you may or may not be - then shoot me a line and maybe we'll speculate about getting together over a backgammon board whilst we get to know each other's foibles a little bit better?
* and for non-backgammon players, if you twist my arm a little it's possible I might introduce you to the basics of this game (which is older than chess) whilst I'm open to talking & simply shooting the breeze with you if you can catch me at a good moment..
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