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38 [F4M] Minneapolis. We can always lie about how we met.
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Rubenesque_Decorum is a female age 38 looking for a male in Midwest
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I was trolling a wealthy neighborhood in Beverly Hills, searching for someone to take me as their bride, you know, to make my arch nemesis jealous who consequently just fired me.

You were stomping around the block like some sort of gorgeous ogre, mumbling about a business deal gone wrong and attempting to finagle your way out of it.

And that's when we bumped into each other.

No?

How about....

It all started when I got lost in the middle of the Canadian Rockies. A wicked thunderstorm sent my car mud sliding into a ditch and for a girl whose survival skills involve finding the nearest Starbucks, I was in deep trouble.

Forced to abandon my car in search of help, I stumbled upon a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Soaking wet, irritated, and in desperate need of a hot shower, I knocked on the door for help only to be greeted by you.

Still not great...?

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a female
Age
38
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a male
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1 year ago