First, I’m so bad and writing these, so let the awkward chaos ensue…

Next, because I feel this needs to be near the top. I continue to attract less than legit replies. So before you message me please understand it’s not personal but I will require a verification selfie within the first 24 hours and/or before we take the conversation off this platform. I’m happy to do the same in return.

I’ve been on here for about 4 years now and I don’t think I’ve seen any women in near my area with compatible desires. So I’m going to start this off in a little bit of an unconventional way.

I’m looking for a single woman with no kids that’s completely open too, maybe even eager too, relocate to the midwestern US. Specially I’m in a small town in Southern Missouri. Easy driving distance from a couple of significantly larger cities for weekend road trips with great food and entertainment. But you certainly have to like the idea of small town living.

Obviously there would be a period of online getting to know each other and some in person visits but I’m looking for someone with the sense of adventure to move sooner than later.

A little more about me…

• Single with grown children.
• Work in info tech.
• Animal lover, lots of pets.
• Love nature and the outdoors but hate humid midwestern summers.
• Big movie/tv fan.
• Other than just being a bit of a nerd and liking tech gadgets my only serious hobby is photography.
• Not physically attractive, so don’t get your hopes up. lol
• Hopeless Romantic, loyal, protective & affectionate
• Don’t smoke or drink but very 420 friendly.

Some preferences for you…

Late 20’s to early 30’s.

• No kids or significant interesting in having your own kids.
• Doesn’t smoke, at least not in the house/car.
• Open, honest and most importantly loyal.

Yes that’s a short list but the truth is I’ve got a fairly flexible personality. Also my name isn’t Kyle and this isn’t “Build a B****”. Bonus points if you get that reference. I will say that what a lot of guys consider red flags I consider green flags. But we can discuss that more.

If you’re interested send me some basic details about yourself with a pic and I’ll respond either way. Please make the first word of your message what type of phone you use, iPhone or Android. Yes this is a test. :)