If money was no concern what would you be doing?

Being weird and eccentric. I would buy the biggest piece of property that I could in the middle of like uptown. Like maybe where that Kmart is on Lake street. And I would start raising eccentric foreign animals. Like llamas or snails or polar bears. I would open during the week for people to come in and pet the animals. Or kids could host their birthday parties.

Or does this prompt mean job wise? Oh, hm. Zoo owner.

I could probably beat you at

Stardew Valley. I've done speed runs, man. Hands down this is probably one of my favorite games in the world.

Picking the best cart at Target. No wobbly wheels here. Nothing squeaking either.

Karaoke. At a bar, at a club, in my car, in our shower. I am the reigning champion. Please leave your gifts of adoration on the table.

Sharing any piping hot tea. I feel like guys don't really pay attention enough to get the tea. I once asked a male friend of mine when his friends baby was due. And he said he didn't even know he was married. They had been playing dnd every single Friday for almost a year.

Random pop culture trivia. I'm chronically online. I like to have my toes in a bunch of different pools. From dnd to Star Wars to LEGO to board games to books and then a back around the LEGO. I like a lot of stuff.

I'm a jack of all trades, and the master of none.

My favorite conspiracy theory is

Jared Leto's Joker is actually Jason Todd. If you look at the Robin costume that Batman has locked away. There's two bullet holes in each shoulder. And if you look at Jared Leto's Joker, he is two bullet hole scars on his shoulders. Absolutely not a coincidence..

The reason why Captain America couldn't lift Thor's hammer in Age of Ultron is because the weight of knowing that Bucky killed Tony's parents was too much. But Steve told Tony in civil war, which is why Steve could lift it during Endgame. Also think Peter probably could have as well.

The reason why the Dursleys were so mean to Harry is because he was a horcrux. Look how mean Harry, Hermione, and Ron got just being around the locket for a short period of time. The Dursleys were living with him for 11 years. No wonder they were all assholes.

I think Andy's mom was Jesse's original owner. Because the hat that Andy wears is closer to Jesse's than Woody's. And he got it from his single mom.

On a typical Friday night Im

Playing dnd with my friends.

We are currently doing a homebrewy thing off of Spell Jammer. So, in space. We just started this campaign. It very much feels like a monster of the week with an overarch for the season. Think Doctor Who or X-Files.

And I think the way our DM has it set up is pure genius. We are taking missions from like a quest board. Some of them are to help the cops, some of them are to help them mafia, some of them are to help nonaffiliated people.

Our first mission was to stop some Mercenaries from hijacking merchants.

My character is a gnome bubblegum Barbarian Berserker who is bear bonded. She is the typical uwu e girl streamer. And her bear companion is a cybernetic space bear. Together, we are Cheese and Crackers.

She streams, in game only, essentially on Twitch, with the bear. It's set up like a POV style. But I also have the chat built into my headset. Think google glasses...? So anytime I have a decision to make while fighting, I'll just reach out and ask the chat. During the first mission, the chat wanted me to steal the Merchants gas for our spaceship. So I did.

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Let's start as friends and go from there. If you're interested in starting a conversation with me, please, message me.