Yeah, I'm posting again because these get buried in the sea of other posts pretty quickly. I usually get a few replies each time with maybe one or two promising ones but mostly people that need something or don't match up for one reason or another. But I'm an optimist so here I go again.

***PSA*** There's a dude using my posts verbatim and I have been told he's a complete douche bag. His username is wheeliemans3000 This is my only account and he blocked me after I called him out.

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Here are some perks other than that it goes with everything. There are more but these are the biggies and 10 seemed like a good number.

1. Rock star parking! Seriously, this is a big one.
2. I give wheelchair rides. I'm quite comfy and walking is overrated.
3. People let me cut in lines. I'm not sure why they do but it beats sitting outside in the cold.
4. Playing the "Cripple Card" is the best excuse for getting out of shit you don't want to do. Who's going to argue that I don't feel well? This superpower also applies to my 1.
5. People give me free shit. Again, I don't quite get their reasoning but you'll be covered under this policy as well. Free shit is good.
6. I'm the best comedy fodder ever. Ever been out with a drunk, crippled guy that makes up stories about how he got hurt? No? I highly recommend it.
7. I'm like having a built-in lawn chair. Everywhere we go, you'll have a place to sit. Think about it.
8. I use a power chair. Do you have any idea how much this thing can carry? Think shopping bags, picnic supplies, survival gear?
9. I'm really difficult to kidnap. Think this is just a perk for me? Think again, I can say with 99.99% certainty that you will NEVER have to pay a ransom.
10. In the event of a zombie apocalypse or bear attack, I'm easy to outrun. (I can't promise that I won't later eat your brains, but that's the risk you take when dating a pre-zombie.)

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I'm obviously hilarious, have a great career, easy on the eyes, live with a year and a half old Savannah Cat that will LOVE you (I'm just here to pay his bills), I clean and do dishes and I have it on good authority that the fact that I have a second bathroom is something worth mentioning. ;)

I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor. I tend to gravitate toward sweethearts and I find intelligence to be sexy. I don't have a specific physical type, except I'm definitely attracted to thin or athletic body types. Age is inconsequential to me as I’ve dated both much older and younger than myself. I can handle crazy but not, like, stab me crazy. I'm open to a lot of things but I'm looking for something more than just platonic friendship, I have friends and I don't want to make out with any of them. If you’re looking for “just a friend”, I wish you luck but it’s not me. My career is here and I don’t see that changing in the near future so anyone interested needs to be open to distance at first. Madison is a great place to live, though. ;) I also need to mention that I'm child free and don't see that changing, either. It's best to be upfront as I'm not here to trick anyone. In that same vain of not tricking anyone, I do video/voice verify fairly early on.

Do you think (and date) outside the box? Let's give it a go.

Here's a recent selfie to show I'm not a hideous beast: [Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/HVmPEg4.jpg)