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37 [F4M] Minneapolis. I know we're not socks, but I bet we'd make a great pair.
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Rubenesque_Decorum is a female age 37 looking for a male in Midwest
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Someone asked me to do this again.. sooo.. here we go..

Is cereal soup? Why or why not? Yes because soup is food in liquid.

What is the least sexy name? James. I have way too many James’ in my life.

What secret conspiracy would you like to start? That Pete Davidson is a transman, which is why he gets hot woman. He’s a man, but a man built by woman. He gets it.

What’s invisible but you wish people could see? The gears screeching to a halt whenever I see a fluffy friend.

What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Is a hotdog a sandwich? Why or why not? No. A hotdog is a taco, not a sandwich. A sandwich has 2 carbs where as a taco is one big carb folded.

What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen? The classic pretty fly for a wifi

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know? It would take 19 minutes to fall to the center of the earth!

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? Twerking. I will not be answering questions.

What is the funniest joke you know by heart? Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.

What are the unwritten rules of where you work? We don’t hide the elf in the ceiling tiles.

Here are some things that have been said about me.

"You're funny, sweet, and kind. I'm sure you don't need to keep doing this" - My Best Friend

"Look, I don't know why you're single. Maybe its because you're a huge bitch" - My Brother

"Please stop texting me, its after 10pm" - Another friend.

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a male
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