You wanna know more? Sure.

Who was your first celebrity crush, and are you into them? Mmm.. Billy the Blue Ranger. I think. What can I say, I like nerdy boys. I’ll be honest, I had to google him right now to see if he was even alive. Fun fact. He is.

If you could use magic to do one mundane task for the rest of your life, what would it be? Refill my water cup. With ice cold water. Or, even better, water with ice. I love my water tumblers.

What’s the weirdest item you keep by your bed? Right now. A broken 3D printer.

What TV show would you want to be in? Like, any modern-day sitcom. Its gotta be just like my current earth time line? OR. Lets get fancy, how about Pokémon. I would wanna be a Pokémon master, but I’m probably the bug kid with a caterpie and a metapod.

What’s the strangest purchase you’ve made (or almost made)? A 1 foot square piece of land in Scotland, because my daughter wanted to be a “lady”.

Do you have a secret talent? I can tie a cherry stem in my mouth

When you were a kid, what name did you give your favorite toy or stuffed animal? Yes, he was a stuffed mouse, with a squeaker in the ear. His name was squeakers. I lost him on a boat tour in Pittsburgh when I was like 6.

If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say? “I don’t speak English”

What is one band or musician you would love to party with? Ninja Sex Party. Or Star Bomb. I love Danny and Brian. And Arin is pretty cool too.

What’s the best pick-up line you know? “Is that a banana in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants”

What is your go-to movie when you need a mood boost? Probably Anastasia “Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OOH-WAH! And I'd kick her, sir.”

What is your go-to guilty pleasure song? I never feel guilty about the music I love. Right now I’ve been on a bubble bum pop kick. I think its because of tiktok.

If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would be on it? Five feet high and three feet wide. It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side. Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains It's a shit-ton of chicken, On a dickload of ham, An explosion of clams, Top that fucker with yams, Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck. With hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts

Some google reviews.

Best taco I've ever eaten - James.

Portion sizes never disappoint - Chris.

3 out of 5 stars. It was okay. - Nick.