I’m losing my mind due to loneliness and having nobody to talk to daily. I won’t lie and say I am the best person you haven’t met… but I might be, haha. Ok, ok. The bottom line is … I don’t know where else to look for people to talk to. I am not interested in strictly … you know… stuff because I believe in building a connection first.

I am pretty good at texting and will make it fun for both of us, given the right energy is reciprocated from you. I value the effort. I am loyal. If I get attached to you, I get attached to you for real. I want to move to iMessage or Discord if you decide I’m as good as I say, hahaha.

For me, chemistry, getting along with humour, and witty exchanges is everything. I’m a bit of a chameleon in many ways but I will say this… you won’t have to hold the brunt of conversation with me. I believe there’s nothing better than a slow-burn romance with a ton of teasing and build-up.

At this point, I want to tell you what I am NOT looking for… one-word replies, getting ghosted after a day or two (especially if we already got along), and people who do not want to text throughout the day/night.

Now, who am I?

• I love reading books and writing. For books, I love romance (especially slow-burn), YA, some sci-fi and thriller, poetry, and even non-fiction books.
• I watch a lot of TV and movies. Listen to a lot of pop music. Let’s talk about it, and I’d dive more into it, but I want you to explore it .. I will say I watched the new Squid Games recently. I want to start the new season of Severance!
• I play single-player games on my console.. but that could change with the right person.
• Great sense of humour, meme game, and banter ability. Witty.
• I work from home, which means I have plenty of time for someone who’s worth it (hint: it could be you).
• I love to cook food for myself when I’m feeling like it and I’m pretty good. I try many recipes. I also enjoy yoga and getting into fitness.
• I’m patient, but my tolerance for BS is low. What I mean is I do not care for games like “text-me-first” or “you’re not supposed to do”.

And this is (part of at least) of who YOU are:

• Smart, funny, witty, and caring. Loyal.
• Talkative and always has something to say. Won’t shut up. Tell me everything.
• Funny. This is big because life is sh*t as is and a sense of humour makes it better as does someone who loves to banter and be playful.
• Loves listening to music and wants to do that with me on Spotify.
• Wants to watch TV shows with me. Hanging out together tells you more about someone than intros can at times.
• Loves to be playful and tease me until I’m blushing and then turn sweet just to mess with my head. Or just be sassy… who knows…
• Gives me a lot of attention. I want clingy. I want a lot of texts (hopefully not mad-at-me ones).

Start your message with something random, funny, or chaotic… I’ll be here, snacks in hand, ready to reply...