Dear future partner, I know you’re out there somewhere. I can feel you in the distance, maybe lost, uncertain, doubting that we’ll ever cross paths. Like me, maybe you think Reddit isn’t the most romantic place to meet a soulmate, but here we are, trying our luck and hoping for the best. Maybe you’ve posted here before, and I saw it, felt a spark, but nerves held me back. I’m still looking though, I have my fingers and everything else crossed that we’ll come across each other one day.

I’m looking for my Morticia, someone passionate, daring, and as smitten as I am. I want that electric connection that makes the world think we’re crazy, when really, it’s just us, living in our little bubble of love and laughter. I’ll admit, I’m adventurous and unapologetically cheeky and hoping my soulmate shares my mischievous side, in and out of the bedroom. Maybe we’re more similar? Mind like a sewer? Bedroom drawer full of toys? Shopping wish lists full of potential fun and shenanigans? TMI? Possibly… but why hide who I am, why not be myself and hopefully find my perfect match along the way.

I’m 28, based in the West Midlands (UK), and work full-time in the NHS which allows me to pay bills and my OF subscriptions (I’m not actually subscribed but I could be convinced… maybe). I’m financially secure with a house and car, no strings or debts. I’ve got a cuddly dad bod (which I’m working on), blue eyes, short brown hair and an occasional beard.

Personality wise, I’m a mix of rational and whimsical, ambitious and relaxed, logical and romantic. Call me an INTJ-T Aquarius who’s somehow both calm and mischievous. I’m an ambivert who loves cooking, baking, storytelling, and diving into Marvel, Doctor Who, or random YouTube rabbit holes. I like walks, board games, video games (Minecraft, Fallout, Assassin’s Creed), and music like Imagine Dragons or Lewis Capaldi. My sense of humour is a mix of dad jokes, innuendos, and sarcasm, I hope to find someone who can match me.

Food wise, I’m a sucker for roast dinners, pasta, and pizza, just keep the onions and olives far away, and we’re golden. For drinks I like Tea and hot chocolate, coffee and alcohol, not so much. I’m open to trying new things and finding joy in the little quirks.

I can be anxious, spacey, and mischievous, but I’m also caring, resourceful, and romantic. I dream of companionship, curiosity, and building a future, hopefully with my soulmate. That future, for me, includes a life partner I can commit to fully, and children someday. I don’t have pets right now, but I love dogs and am open to other animals.

If this doesn’t scare you off but instead intrigues you, we may just be the match I’ve been hoping for. If you’re adventurous, thoughtful, and craving a deep, electric connection, message me. Let’s see where this goes.