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45 [M4F] UK, South East - (Monkey 4 Female...for my human)
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DontMindMe180 is a male age 45 looking for a female
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Hey I'm Marvin. My human is a little melancholy as he came home to an empty flat...well other than me but I'm not his type. So I thought I'd try and find him a nice lady to cuddle or more. Cuddles always cheer me up so hopefully it'll work for him too. He's cuddly, like me, a caring guy, like me, some say he's cute, like me, loves cuddles, like me but he's not quite as hairy as me.

He's ideally looking for something casual to start with (cuddle buddies, FWB etc) with someone in the UK (preferably the south east) but would be open to more if the right person came along. However if you want me to share him you need to charm me too. Bring nuts and bananas or distract me with a tyre swing if you want him to yourself. Otherwise I'm joining you for the cuddles or will sit in the corner watching, judging and telling you that that's not how my species does it. 😳

Please include a pic (or be prepared to share one in the first few messages) and some basic information about you (ASL) as we're both tired of talking to fakes and so I can vet you for him...aaaaargh I hate that word. Every time I go there they do unspeakable things to me. 🙈

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45
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a female
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