Hello, I'm 33 years old and I'm from Maine. I was born and raised here. Did you know that Maine is the #1 most forested state in the United States?

To tell you a bit about my appearance: I'm 6'0" (yes, I'm actually 6'0"; I didn't add any inches, I promise). I'm white and about 180 pounds, though I'm typically around 165 pounds, so I tend to be slender. The only thing making me gain weight lately is cannabis. The munchies are fierce and make me hungry when I get stoned.

I love comedy movies and dark humor, or people who know how to take a joke and laugh at reality and themselves without taking things too seriously all the time. I also enjoy horror movies. I love video games and have a PS5. Lately, I've been playing Call of Duty, so if you like that, we can try gaming together. But if you don't game, that's fine; all the girls I dated in the past didn't game either.

I consider my personality to be kind of Gothic in nature, mostly because I only like certain people. I don't like everyone, and I've learned it’s not possible to like everyone because some people don't share the same interests and don't care about what you have to say. I enjoy darker things like dark humor and chilling in a dimly lit room, whereas most people prefer everything bright with every light on. I have a darker take on reality, but it would be nice to be understood and find someone similar or someone who understands me.

I'm open to most types of women and don't consider myself to be picky. I just like a woman who understands and loves me for who I am. In a relationship, I enjoy watching movies and cuddling with my partner. I would also describe myself as a stoner (a lonely stoner) because I enjoy relaxing and smoking some cannabis while chilling and watching TV. I'm laid-back and relaxed but willing to do fun things and go out. I'm very agreeable if you want to go somewhere and do something fun. I really enjoy kissing, holding hands, etc. Having somebody love you and embrace you is the best feeling in the world.

To start off our conversation, we can exchange pictures to ensure there is mutual attraction. Also, tell me about yourself. What are you like? What do you want and expect? Be honest with me; I prefer directness and bluntness over silence. Where are you from, and what is important to know about you? We can voice chat or video chat whenever we both feel comfortable doing that. Please be direct and upfront with me. The more we know each other, the more we understand.

I do have a job, so I'm employed, and I would like you to be employed as well. I think it's a good sign to have a work ethic. There's a good chance the person reading this lives in another state, and that's okay; I have experience dating long-distance. But understand that it takes time to develop feelings to the point of planning an in-real-life visit. If we hit it off, I will meet you in real life, and we will plan how. We're both Americans with jobs in the richest country in the world with the most opportunities. We can figure out a way to live together if it works out. People meet people from different countries all the time. But I'm mostly interested in dating women from the United States because it makes it easier and a bit faster to move in together if it works out.

I look forward to hearing from you.