Imagine - youâre in your backyard, and itâs a balmy summer evening. A breeze moves the air often, making it comfortable to sit out on your back porch. Youâre at the grill checking on the steaks (or veggies if youâre vegan) with a cold one in your other hand. As you listen to me explain why the personality tests jobs make you take during your interview are just the job legally obtaining your horoscope sign, you close the lid and look over to your rightâŚ
âŚand there I am, laid out on your lounger, with a bikini top on and a long wrap tied around my waist. Iâve got my drink in one hand and I as I excitedly get to my point, you canât help but chuckle. Man, sheâs hot, you think to yourself, but she sure has some wild takes!
Would you like to play this scenario out with me in real life one day? Are you looking for friendship and maybe more? Are you over 36 and live in the Midwest (MI/IN/IL/OH) area? Then hit my DMs!
Important info: 5â9â/curvy (but not BBW)/Black/Masterâs Degree/2 kids (14 & 7, and donât want/canât have any more)/homeowner/work full time(career is established and I am GOOD at what I do)/dog owner
Likes (in life): baseball, football, volleyball, whisky, dancing, puzzles, dogs, reading, talking crap, the shows GoT & The Boys, steak, cooking in general, remodeling homes
Dislikes (in men): lack of empathy, low ambition/drive, non-existent emotional intelligence, self/sexual discipline, lack of sense of hygiene, bad manners, racists, video gamers (dealbreaker if you consider yourself one)
Thank you for reading this through - hereâs some face/body pics as a reward
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