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28 [M4F] #UK #Anywhere - One Soulmate Please
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Informal-Cucumber130 is a male age 28 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Apologies for the length of this post in advance, apart from this and my height, this is the only long thing about me

A long time ago in a galaxy far away a legend said Hello There and the rest is history, well it's their history but I'm looking to build my own history with someone special, is it you I'm looking for?

When the night is dark and full of terrors it's nice to have someone to cuddle up with, steal their warmth or coldness and just be relieved that they are there for you no matter what, bonus if you wake up and they say "Hey you, you're finally awake" (If you're getting all these references, wanna just run off into the sunset together?)

Anyway, getting sidetracked is a skill of mine, it may have taken me a few years to complete Skyrim as I wanted to loot everywhere and complete everything but ya know, onto bigger and better things cough Starfield cough (which btw seems a step backwards but we're not here for that, or are you? 🤔)

Onto the main attraction though (which is definitely not me but everyone has different tastes), so I'm looking for my life partner, my soulmate as it were, I know a lot of people don't believe in the concept but I do and would like to find mine.

But yeah, onto me, I'm a 28 year old male from the UK, I'm mainly Straight but consider myself Bi-Curious as I wouldn't mind experimenting with my partner. Appearance wise think of Daniel Craigs James Bond, you picture him? Great now make him 6'0, with a dad bod (that he's working on!), more brownish hair, blue eyes, slight stubble, no tattoos or piercings. If done correctly you should have some sort of weird combination of two people, if you have some handsome guy, you've done it wrong.

I'm very much a gamer (Xbox and Steam) though if you watch me play COD you would never know I've been playing it for years, I'm more into single player adventures though, I love a good story. Though that also leads into my being a movie and TV person which you could hopefully see by the references I've included and gives hints to the things I like to play and watch.

Outside of a screen though (ironic as you're reading my life through a screen) I like cooking (if you've seen my cooking posts you'll see I can cook really well or not well at all, there seems to be hardly anything in-between, I'm alive though so I must be doing something right), I like writing (though I seem to go off the subject quite a bit, but again, I have some writing posts), I like going on adventures (I've been to America, Italy, Paris, Germany, Spain, Austria and a few other places, need a travel buddy?), I like going on random walks and drives with my partner and the big thing about me, I'm a collector, of what you ask, of cables, I'm that typical guy who has a box of cables that he may never need but keeps them just in case, maybe I'll show you one time 😏

Personality wise, I think you may have picked up on a few of my traits from the above but I'll go more into them here, so I like a joke, I can take the mick out of myself and I have a dark sense of humor and laugh at random things, sometimes you might see me with a smirk but it's just because I've thought of something inappropriate to say or I'm thinking of a way to prank you (who doesn't love a good harmless prank?), I'm very curious and will always try anything and everything once to see if I like it (except onions, no onions 🤮), I also like to know how things work and will sometimes tear things apart to find out (sometimes when I put them back together they work, amazing right? We don't talk about the time's they don't work though, it was already broken!), I'm also very open minded (as probably seen by a few of my posts (yep, sorry if that's not for you, very understandable) and far too laid back to the point where I'd fall over, I'm not sure if I've missed anything but you could always find out more 😏 I also don't smoke, drink or do any kind of drugs (unless you count soothers when I have a cold)

Oh, you're still here? Erm okay, I didn't think anyone would make it this far 😅 If you want more though there's only so much more I can give you (if you get what I mean 😉, wait 🤔 that's not good 😬), but yeah, I think here I'll put what I'm looking for, yeah, great idea cucumber man!

So what am I looking for? Well as said above and in other posts I'm looking for my soulmate, my perfect partner, to anyone else you're not perfect relationship material, you're not good enough, you're too broken, blah, blah, blah, you've heard it enough, I'm here to say if you've made it this far into my post, you are everything I'm looking for and I'll walk with you side by side to the end of our lives, let's spend it all together doing what we want and love doing.

Random movie dates, let's do it! Random walks, let's do it! Bake a cake and play with the flour, let's do it! Sit on a bench and stare at the normal people, let's do it! Let's do everything and anything we want before the end, let's live in the moment and spend our lives being weird. As said in my previous posts, I'm looking for someone to call my own, my one in billions, my soulmate.

Now, as you have preferences for your person, I have preferences for mine, they are;

Be a Human (or Alien, I don't mind) Female aged between 20 & 33, have no children but want them (aa I would like children in future), not a smoker or drug user. I know this is picky now but I'm not into lots of tattoos, small ones are fine but huge ones just don't do it for me, sorry!

Also also, little footnote at the bottom just in case it wasn't stated in the post and other posts haven't been read. I am Monogamous (and fiercely loyal) to my partner but if we were open to it I wouldn't mind playing with others (though my soulmate should be okay with this right?)

Anyway I think that's it for now, so if I sound like your person, let's chat.

And to you, my soulmate, if you're reading this I just want to say hello, from the bottom of my heart, hello, it's amazing to be so close, I look forward to meeting you, talking to you and spending the rest of my life loving you and being by your side 😘

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