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27 [M4F] #UK #Online #Anywhere - Looking For My One
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Inspirational_Regret is a male age 27 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Hey there, welcome to my post, it's nice to meet you and I hope you enjoy the read, I know it's long so sorry in advance but I just want to be specific in what I'm looking for, so enjoy 😁

About Me

- I'm 27 years old (Almost 28 in February depending on when this is posted and read)

- Aquarius (If that matters)

- British (Born and bred in the UK lol 🤣)

- Child Free (Am open to children)

- Can Drive (People up the wall)

- 6'0 (Climb me like Jack and the beanstalk lol 🤣)

- Dad Bod (Without the kids as stated above, I am working on this though, the dad bod... not the kids lol 🤣)

- Have short Brown Hair (I used to be blonde as a kid so there is a bit of blonde as well!)

- Usually have a stubble or slight beard (Beards are itchy and don't suit me)

- Have Blue Eyes (Think Daniel Craig's James Bond but uglier and slightly fatter)

- Non Smoker (Not for me)

- Non Drug User (Also not for me)

- Non Drinker (Yes, Really, I don't drink alcohol)

- Have A Nice Ass (Someone said this to me once)

- Have Hobbit Feet (Apparently, Someone also said this to me once, a different person)

- Have no tattoos or piercings (Plain and simple lol)

- Gamer (My COD K/D is not great but it's not all about that right? RIGHT?!?)

- Movie Watcher (Marvel, Avatar, Star Wars, Star Trek and More!)

- TV Watcher (Supernatural, Doctor Who, Futurama and more!)

- I know how to cook (Spaghetti Bolognese and Sunday Roast dinner and my specialties)

- Open-minded (I like hearing new ideas no matter what they are)

- Adventurous (I like going on adventures and exploring the world)

- Switch (I can be Dom or Sub depending on the situation)

- Monogamous-ish (I don't really want multiple partners but I don't mind if my partner does)

I'm not sure what else to put here, if I think of anything else I will include it in a following post, or if everything sounds good so far then you can ask? Though now let's get into the about you section.

About You

- Aged Between 22 - 32 (Is flexible but not that flexible)

- From Earth (Though dating an alien sounds like a cool adventure, this also means you can be from anywhere as long as there will be a plan to close the distance)

- Female (Though I am open to MTF)

- Be a Non Smoker and Drug User (Sorry, just really not for me)

- Looks do not matter as personality is more important to me (Though front of the queue if you are a cute alien from Mars or somewhere lol, wait this makes me sound weird lol 😅, 🤔 I am weird lol)

- Be open-minded and preferably less than 100% monogamous

I'm not going to list a whole lot of must haves and must nots though the above is a good indication of what I'm looking for, if you have made it this far and are still interested, amazing! Though just to go further I will describe my ideal relationship below just to see if our relationship ideals match.

My Ideal Relationship

- A relationship where we are open and honest with each other, have no secrets and can talk freely with each other without feeling ashamed or judged.

- A relationship where we can tell each other dirty and inappropriate jokes and have playful banter.

- A relationship where we can chill in front of the TV watching something or playing games but also we can go out on little date adventures and have fun.

- A relationship where we can send each other naughty pictures and have a little session when apart and then make up for it when together

- A relationship where we can explore and learn what we like and dislike and then expand on the stuff we do like and experiment.

- A relationship where we can grow together and become best friends, lovers and a shoulder for each other to lean on.

With that though, welcome to the end if I have managed to keep you this far, I hope you enjoyed the read and there is something in here that makes me appealing or stand out. If you've read this and are like "Yep, he's my guy" then message me and let's chat. If not that's fine, not everyone matches everyone, anyway though I'll end this post here and hopefully will receive some replies to this though definitely having my fingers crossed that I'll eventually find my perfect person.

With that thank you for reading and have a great day! 😀

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