I have a bit of a conundrum. I have a very specific type. It's not so much the physical as it is everything that is born from the physical differences. The charged tension born out of how different we are is electric. Iykyk. Love is not confined to state lines or countries so here's to tender wiles, transparent guiles and tears exhaling into smiles (Sydney Lanier)
About me: above average height 5'6, thin, natural hair that usually wear in protective styles but letting fluff monster breathe lately, living in knee high socks and oversized sweaters, have been described as hyperfeminine but prickly, clean girl aesthetic, softspoken but opinionated about dumbass shit.
You: The 3 Bs, burly, big and bearded. Preferably the opposite of me physically. Feed my competence kink. Have an accent. Don't care if you're bald. Just don't be a baldy in denial. Let it go. You are very good at something and love talking about that something all. the. time. Probably into outdoor manly shit that I do not get. Won't get. I will try to get it for you.
I was going to write some fake platitudes about love languages but it's such bullshit. I am as flexible as my attraction goes, real fucking talk.
Here's the caveat though. Must be Muslim. See why this is a conundrum? That comes with lots of rules about how courtship goes. Looking for the poor soul willing to take the plunge with me anyway.
Be between ages 35-45.
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