I don't know what the rules of long term relationships are. And I'm forever afraid of commitment. But I'm beginning to realise I would like to be in some kind of partnership that is intellectually stimulating, socially low stakes, emotionally stress free, and with great communication and accôuntability wrt making time for each other as well as giving each other space.

Idk if I'm fishing for the impossible. Maybe I am. But I'm just so done with non-versations with boring ass dudes that just wanna bust nuts as quickly as possible. So here's me trying- I'm 32; militantly atheist and anticapitalist; forever goofy with a meme for every occassion; hardcore foodie struggling with allergies; bad at following gender roles; good at puns and dad jokes; looking to hang out with funny and kind and goofy people IRL.

I understand that most people that post on this subreddit are just looking to hook up/be in a situationship that revolves around sex. But on the off chance you are looking for some kind of companionship that focuses on mutual growth as well as hanging out outside of sex. Then do hit me up with your ASL and an answer to the question "who would win in a fight? 12 geese vs 1 billionaire"

I have some hard deal breakers though- * I do not want to interact with married or partnered people. It's too messy for me * I require you to be 30 because I'm ancient now👵🏽 and I can't deal with low EQ children * Please be from Mumbai. There are too many cute guys who don't live in Mumbai that I end up crushing on like Uday Chopra from Dhoom and honestly it's getting pretty embarassing 🤡 * Since we'll be hanging out IRL, food will definitely be involved at some point. And I personally can not stand going out to get food with vegetarians. * * If you do not meet any of the above criteria, I will just not respond, I'm sorry 🤷🏽‍♀️

Here goes nothing... !lock