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31 [M4F] Anywhere - Hi, Iā€™m here for the interview? Please take a look at my resume
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Electrical-Youth5236 is a male age 31 looking for a female in India
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Dating at times feel like a job hunt doesn't it. So I thought it'd be fun to write it in a mock format just like a resume!

Summary

Attractive Dutch Indian (a solid 6.5/10) with exceptional ability to create awkward situations out of anything. Possesses impeccable written and verbal communication skills. Energetic for 2 hours a day usually between the hours of 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.

Experiences

Girl A: ~3 month in High School

  • Hugged me and said I was cute
  • Assisted her with math homework
  • What I learned: I'm not gay

Girl B: ~1 year in University

  • Chemistry lab partner...we sure had a lot of chemistry (Actually physics lab partner that then I can't make the joke)
  • Disproved me gaming
  • What I learned: I probably can't give up gaming

Girl C: ~ 2 weeks meet via Pure App

  • Only slightly disappointed her eyes isn't purple irl
  • What I learned: BDSM is fun and I love being a dom!

Girl D: ~6 month reddit

  • Skype is actually the worst software ever
  • What I learned: r4r actually worked!?

Education

University Undergrad: Engineering 2010-2014

  • I found out I'm not nerdy enough to play CS but not cool enough to go clubbing
  • 50% labs, 50% assignments, 100% confusing
  • I went to one party then I got bored

University Professional degree: MBA Corporate Finance 2017-2019

  • I can make an excel sheet about everything
  • I have given up hope on humanity

Interests

  • Traveling: Been to 25 countries so far
  • Adventure sports: Bungee jumping, scuba, sky diving, you name it!
  • Hiking: Hiked in Switzerland, Scotland, Austria and India

Now I'll pretend and add some generic ones

  • Books: 50 shades of Stephen King
  • Exercising: Whats really the point of running in one place or climbing a wall just to jump down again?
  • Cooking: ...Fuzz...take out it is...

Awards

  • Runner up on "Best Son 2014 for not bringing shame to the family"
  • 1st Place on "How the hell do you play so much video games and still pass"

Languages spoken

  • English: proficient
  • Spanish: The first line in Despacito
  • French: Limited to Hello, My name is ____, where is the bathroom

References

  • Mom: If he doesn't get a GF soon, I will buy one
  • Best friend: Let's make a gay pact at 33
  • Ex-Best friend: Let's make a gay pact at 27

Pictures available on request

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a female
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