...or are you in the mood to 'get-laid-and-have-fun-day?' 😜
Now admittedly, my joke game is kind of weak - but my dick game? Stronger than Terry Crews' pecs. But why take my word for it? I'm happy to prove it instead.
Here's my basic info, so you can know if I'm not your cup of tea:
I'm 172cm of raw, unadulterated masculinity; my Asian genes have made sure I have powerful arms to better til the rice fields and thick thighs to stomp down capitalist dissenters. My rounded belly only serves as a symbol of my importance and wealth - I eat until I am full and happy with no regard to 'health', only the pleasure of an excellent meal. But now for the most important part, my source of pride and confidence: my absolutely massive, girthy, title-worthy giga penis that stands above all others at a mighty 6 inches. Truly, no other man compares.
And all of this can be yours for the low low price of showing up at a prenegotiated location where we can get to know each other and see if there's a connection.
(this is satirical, if you couldn't tell; I'd have been punched a lot more if I was actually this arrogant ðŸ¤)
I'm interested in women 18-35, although a few years older isn't a real issue. Preferably white and petite, but really I'll just be amazed if anyone is interested after the whole spiel I went on up there 😜 Hope to hear from some of you!
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