Heading to Fatboy Slim at the riverstage on Wednesday night with a mate who I havenāt seen in a few years.
In the conversation he mentioned that he hadnāt gotten laid since before we last saw each otherā¦ it has to be over 3 years at this point.
Iām feeling kinda sorry for the guy.
Heās into anime and big titty goth girls, cooking and cats.
Short of paying for a prostitute for him I kinda want him to feel like he earned it for himself. Heās pretty depressed usuallyā¦
He will be staying in a nice hotel in the city for the night and will treat you right.
DM me if this sounds like you. Can organise to bump into each other and make it seem somehow organic š¤·āāļø
Iāll just introduce you both and we ca go for a drink and Iāll just bail.
I donāt want him to know I posted this at all either.
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