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27 [MF4M] Los Angeles - Need a bi/open snack for group debauchery in two weeks
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beaniekun is a male/female couple age 27 looking for a male in Los Angeles, CA
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Anime Los Angeles is taking place in Ontario on January 10-13, and my group has a nearby six bedroom house for all sorts of ratchetivities. I'll be there on the 11th (Friday) and leaving on the morning of the 13th (Sunday).

What I'm looking for: I'm primarily looking for a snack for me (I'm a guy) to share with some girls; most of my bi/open snacks are in NorCal and I can't import them because they're starting school.

Strongly prefer passive, younger east or south-east Asians, especially smol ones. Slightly awkward students make better snacks than tall/muscular doctors or engineers (if either of you are reading this, we still love you, come visit if you're in the area).

You do have to be bi or open (i.e. not attracted to men, but enjoy being touched by anyone), but not strictly gay or straight, because sharing is 80% of the fun. We already have a directory of mostly straight Asian guys and don't need more. It's called the Yellow Pages.

About the group: Myself, a couple, and three other girls are staying at the house. Another couple and two more girls will be hanging out with us most of the time, but staying elsewhere. Everyone is sexually open and prefers Asian guys, and everyone aside from me (hi I'm white) is Asian. I'm the only guy who likes guys.

We also have some of our regular snacks in the area for the convention, so we'll probably scoop some of those up, so you won't be the only one.

Responsibilities of being a snack include:

  • Being socially high functioning
  • Sitting around and looking cute
  • Taking clothing off on demand
  • Providing dick for whoever wants it
  • Letting me pet you if I roll
  • Keeping me hydrated
  • Not dying of alcohol poisoning at 11 PM

Benefits:

  • I'll feed you whatever you want, as long as it's delivered
  • You get to meet a lot of cool, high functioning people who like to get (responsibly) ratchet/lewd
  • If you don't have a kigu, I'll get you one so you can be comfy with us
  • We'll get you fucked up (but plz don't die)
  • Succ

Cons:

  • We stay up really late; like 5 AM late
  • I'm nocturnal, you'll have to entertain yourself during the day if you wake up early (I'll bring my Switch and we have Netflix)
  • I'm not going to the actual convention; you might be able to tag along with one of the girls, though
  • Nobody else will remember your name and everyone else will refer to you as 'the snack,' which may feel a little demeaning
  • Will harass you if you like anime

If you're interested or have questions, send me a message with relevant details. If you seem like a good snack, you can come to a smaller kickback to see if everyone likes you.

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