Good morning? Good afternoon? Good evening? Hiii!

Sooooo dating apps really suck. Like really. And maybe Reddit is better. Maayyybeee?? I have made a post on here a while ago and I did have some semi success. With the occasional catfish -but I shall get to that later. Well, texting success. But I really enjoy talking to people and on top of that, I'm a kink friendly hopeless romantic. A hopless romantic that is always open for connections, whether platonic or romantic. Don't get me wrong, short-term fun is, well....fun. But I am at a stage where I much rather prefer quality, a genuine connection and similar (kinky) interests. Like, lets actually like each other.

Me, myself and I: I'm a 29 South European living in Western Europe. I'm petite, curvy-slim, brown hair, brown eyes. I got arms and legs too. I turn into a hermit homebody in the winter since I hate the cold and my Vitamin D supplements keeps me alive anyways. I do like to play games (playing Link's Awakening atm), watch my fill of true crime shows, Netflix shows and honestly, whatever is good. I do have a guilty pleasure for reality TV... don't judge me!! Now in the summer, I still need to take Vitamin D supplements but I love being outside, swim wherever possible, have picnics with friends and go to local food and wine festivals. Ohh! And I almost forgot! I love food. Big foodie! And coffee. Black coffee.

You, yourself and you: You're a 27-38 years old human and DDF (as am I). And yes, I do have a preference for Asian Males. Why? I have my theories. Feel free to psychoanalyse me.

And my official anti-catfish advocacy. Please only message me if you have the intention to verify, whether by photo or video. We both deserve to be talking to a real person, not an imaginary one. And also don't steal pictures from other people, people!!

What I am looking for: A genuine connection. Ideally in a perfect world I would like to meet if we get along. Does distance matter? Kindaaa? But also not really. I'm okay with it, if you're okay with it. Mental, emotional and sexual chemistry are very important to me, and in my opinion it makes or breaks a relationship. Ohh, but if you make me laugh, you got me. You cook? I'll be your forever dishwasher <3 And yes, attraction also plays a role, so let's see if we find each other attractive and send me a pic of you? You'll get one back! Promise!

I write too much. I shall stop. If you made it this far come and say hi!

Good morning, good afternoon and good night wherever you are <3