Hi there! Thanks for stopping by!

I've been out of the dating game for awhile now (personal choice, goodness me I was a mess before) and should probably get back into it, unfortunately I have ✨no idea what I'm doing! ✨ I shit you not, dear reader, the only men I have spoken to in years are my family and coworkers, and I have lost the ability to seduce. Singleness is fun and really the most enjoyable thing in the world, but this is going overboard. The other day I was asked by an Auntie, "Doll, why don't you have a boyfriend yet?" and my lack-of-filter mouth blurted out "Vibrators, dear auntie, vibrators." you can guess who was the subject of the family group chat that day! 🙋🏻‍♀️ Realistically, I'm thriving in most aspects of my life except for this one, and I'd like to get better at least.

So I turn to you wonderful men of reddit, asking for your help - I need to get back on my feet, learn how to flirt, how to dirty talk, how to talk to, well, men. I can be funny and authentic but I don't know if that actually does anything to attraction. Please, my guy, help a girl out. I need to get the family group chat off my ass. Teach me how to flirt and/or dirty talk!

If you're looking for visuals I am 162cm in height, 109cm around the bust, 89 cm around the waist, 125cm around the hips, I'm Asian, I got big ass brown eyes, I love indoor cycling and leg day is my bitch. People say I look like a local celebrity. I like Manga, reading books, coloring books, true crime, and remember most of the YouTube rabbit holes I've found myself in so you can say I know a lot of trivia. I laugh a lot, mostly at my own jokes, but at other people's jokes too. I work in finance but gosh finance bros intimidate me (primarily due to my coworkers all being giants, honestly, what are their mothers feeding them?)

If you're into helping a girl out, you've got great conversation skills and can get along with my hyperactive, somewhat unstable thoughts, send me a message! Drop me a 🧚🏻‍♀️ if you're interested and made it to the end of my rambles! 🩷