Hello Ladies of Reddit,

I took a little break from Reddit because real life got busy but now I am in total need of a distraction! My title is ambitious but hopefully it was enough to catch your eye! I don't like to be restrictive in my post so I am opening myself up to try to appeal to a wide range of ladies and be what you'd like me to be. Now the satisfaction comes in the form of entertainment but I would not be opposed to meeting up one day if we feel there is sufficient chemistry. However.. on the categories!

I can offer any of the below:

• The sympathetic ear. Something on your mind bothering you? Need an opinion on something? I'm here to help!
  
• The casual conversationalist. Just looking for a new friend of someone to pass your time with? I'm your guy!
  
• The Wikipedia of guys. Curious about something from a man's point of view. I'll do my best to provide some insights!
  
• The casual meet up. Let's grab a drink, whether it be alcoholic, boba, coffee or whatever. Let's chat, flirt, and just enjoy the thrill of meeting a new person. We'll end up wherever our organic interaction takes us. This could include no strings attached fun!
  
• The fuck buddy. I recently have become more aware recent of the differences between a fuck buddy and a friend with benefits. If you are looking for something discreet, casual, and NSA. Then I'm your guy!
  
• The friends with benefits. As mentioned about, there is a different. One is about physical pleasure and nothing else, which can be great. This one is an extension where we get along in more ways than just physically.
  
• The rebound. This one is self explanatory but I promise to be both sympathetic and treat you in a way that hopefully restores your faith in guys, even if some of us are assholes!
  
• The older man. This is for the younger ladies that are attracted to older men because we either have more experience, know what we want, or simply are less complicated than your age related counterparts
  
• The hands on teacher. Is there something that you would to improve on in bed skill wise? Need an opinion on what works and what might be missing? I'm here to help! Of course, hands on is the best way to teach but I do feel I can also sufficiently communicate in writing as needed.

Now who am I?

• I am just a regular person, with manners, and respectful of your real life
  
• I am Asian
  
• I am 5'10 and 175 pounds
  
• I am located in San Jose. But anywhere in the Bay Area is a possibility! Online is ok too!
  
• I can pay for the drinks! Cheers!
  
• I can articulate myself in complete sentences complete with proper spelling and punctuation (most of the time!)
  
• I can carry a conversation without having to rely only on sexual innuendos, although they may pop in here and there.
  
• I am not crazy! (Although if I was, would I either recognize or admit it?)
  
• I am somewhat self deprecating and humble (Honestly, I feel there's always someone better out there, so I am by no means your best option, just one of many)
  
• I am genuine and real. You should totally trust this because, it's the internet, and of course no one lies on the internet!
  
• I have a decent sense of humor. See everything above!

I know what you're thinking. This sounds too good to be true. It's must be a scam. Well, sometimes you have to trust that there are some good people out there. My goal is to try to make whoever I talk to in a little better place than when we met.

If you've made it this far, congratulations! You must either be very interested in what I am offering, or simply wondering what kind of person goes through this much effort to create a reddit post. Either way, bonus for answering this question if you reach out to me. Where was the last place you travelled to and where would you like to travel next?