Let me preface this by saying that I am only looking for platonic chats. Last time I posted some of yall didn’t know how to act and sent me all sorts of vile shenanigans, your mothers should be ashamed of themselves for raising such ill-mannered cretins.

Thank you to the few that were super sweet and kept the conversation going without making me feel like I was pulling teeth with the one word answers. Yall are the real MVPs in this bitch.

Long story short I am having a rough go at life between work being demanding and me being burnt out, the stress and anxiety of being on bed rest because I had to fuck around, find out and break my already weak bones. I’ve been told recently my ankles are weaker than Anthony Davis and Derick rose ( idk what that means but how dare they)

Shit is rough and I just need some good solid company/ people to vibe with as a consolation prize from broken limbs, cancelled trips and the tech company overlords working me to the bone/ like the corporate shill that I am.

I would be down to voice chat it up and maybe video chat depending on whether or not I can be arsed to put pants/ a bra on.

On to the bread and butter of the post, shall we? A little about who this spicy gremlin looking Latina is:

• just a little 32 year old bridge troll with major anxiety when around other humans. Originally from Chicago ( I miss it) but currently residing in TX until my next adventure.

*send me all the pictures of your adorable pets. Not to be dramatic but I would probably die for them.

• Looks don’t matter to me since I’m just looking for cool people to vibe with, but if you’re curious as to what I look like, I have a few pictures in my profile and I can verify that I am indeed just a spicy Latina and not looking to steal your organs to sell to the highest bidder. For all you lazy heathens that don’t want to search through my page, here’s an Imgur link 🤣 I added different pictures this time since yall already saw the other link with some of my other pics. Gotta keep things freshhh and spicy. https://imgur.com/a/x8ZuWto

Please quell your expectations of me because truly I am mid as fuck in person and probably below average. I just clean up well/ use filters (thank you Snapchat gods) and know how to work the angles that make me look the least gremlin-esque. Again quell your expectations, I am no beauty queen.

• A penchant for true crime and niche subreddits. Nothing hits quite the same like a murder podcast when you’re cleaning.

*Recently acquired a newfound love for cheesy romance novels/ smutty fiction. What can I say, I’m old and love a good corny romance story.

• Thicccc af. I’m talking thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal (extra points if you get the reference lol) I like to think of myself as perpetually thicc and tired. Trying to be less thicc and more tired and trying to lose some weight. On a journey to a healthier me, would love an accountability partner( once these bones heal)

• Huge introvert and really shy in person. I tend to dislike large crowds of people. Intimate more relaxed settings are my jam, so please don’t continually mention how I’m attractive and you’re shocked I’m introverted/ shy. Surprise surprise I am shy as fuck, other humans make me nervous in person and even online making new friends is scary and I’ve only mentioned about 579087600 times how I am shy/ anxious/ riddled with anxiety around other humans and all around socially awkward.

Let’s get the ball rolling! Shoot me a message and help me not feel that hoe-ass existential dread that loves lurking in my brain.