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Dating at times feel like a job hunt doesn't it. So I thought it'd be fun to write it in a mock format just like a resume!
Summary
Attractive Dutch Indian (a solid 6.5/10) with exceptional ability to create awkward situations out of anything. Possesses impeccable written and verbal communication skills. Energetic for 2 hours a day usually between the hours of 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.
Experiences
Girl A: ~3 month in High School
- Hugged me and said I was cute
- Assisted her with math homework
- What I learned: I'm not gay
Girl B: ~1 year in University
- Chemistry lab partner...we sure had a lot of chemistry (Actually physics lab partner that then I can't make the joke)
- Disproved me gaming
- What I learned: I probably can't give up gaming
Girl C: ~ 2 weeks meet via Pure App
- Only slightly disappointed her eyes isn't purple irl
- What I learned: BDSM is fun and I love being a dom!
Girl D: ~6 month reddit
- Skype is actually the worst software ever
- What I learned: r4r actually worked!?
Education
University Undergrad: Engineering 2010-2014
- I found out I'm not nerdy enough to play CS but not cool enough to go clubbing
- 50% labs, 50% assignments, 100% confusing
- I went to one party then I got bored
University Professional degree: MBA Corporate Finance 2017-2019
- I can make an excel sheet about everything
- I have given up hope on humanity
Interests
- Traveling: Been to 25 countries so far
- Adventure sports: Bungee jumping, scuba, sky diving, you name it!
- Hiking: Hiked in Switzerland, Scotland, Austria and India
Now I'll pretend and add some generic ones
- Books: 50 shades of Stephen King
- Exercising: Whats really the point of running in one place or climbing a wall just to jump down again?
- Cooking: ...Fuzz...take out it is...
Awards
- Runner up on "Best Son 2014 for not bringing shame to the family"
- 1st Place on "How the hell do you play so much video games and still pass"
Languages spoken
- English: proficient
- Spanish: The first line in Despacito
- French: Limited to Hello, My name is ____, where is the bathroom
References
- Mom: If he doesn't get a GF soon, I will buy one
- Best friend: Let's make a gay pact at 33
- Ex-Best friend: Let's make a gay pact at 27
Pictures available on request
Subreddit
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- 7 months ago
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- reddit.com/r/r4rasian/co...