In the grand scheme of things, being single at 25 doesn't seem like such a big deal, but dating in 2023 is tiresome to say the least and something I'd rather not deal with anymore. I'm not saying my next relationship has to result in marriage, but it'd be nice to have someone who's in it for the long haul or even just someone to talk to at this point lol. Anyways, if anything in this post resonates with you, we can start off with something as simple as grabbing dessert. Maybe, it can lead to something long-term if the vibes are right. If you're down for that, then let's give it a shot.

About Me:

• 5'11" and Korean.
• Vaccinated including the booster shot (x2).
• I went to Berkeley for undergrad.
• I enjoy PC gaming, writing music, and cooking. I can send you lots of food pics if you want.
• Currently on a diet aka starving myself, so we can drink water together (jk I'd use my cheat meal for you).
• I previously worked at a law firm but left that job because I decided I wanted to pursue a different career path. I've been thinking about becoming a private chef, so you can be my personal taste tester lol.
• I used to wear a suit to work almost every day. I was the physical embodiment of stressed, depressed, but well-dressed. Maybe, you're into that. I don't kink shame.
• I have no desire to have kids. This might change when I'm older, but I'm 98% sure I do not want to spawn any crotch demons lol. Adopting dogs just sounds so much more appealing. I might be persuaded toward a cat (in addition to dogs), but I grew up around dogs. So, I'm largely a dog person.
• I don't drink often, but whiskey is usually my spirit of choice. I'm a sucker for a good, peaty scotch served neat.
• Transparency is one of the most important qualities a person should have in my opinion. I'm always upfront and candid about my intentions and feelings, and I expect the same from others.

About You:

• Won't propose marriage to me within the first week. Surprisingly, it's happened more than once. You gotta at least wine and dine me first.
• Located within OC or LA. I'm strictly looking for someone local who I can actually meet in person.
• Vaccinated and COVID-conscious.
• 20-26. It's not really an age thing but more of a maturity thing. If your main priority in life is judging what Becky wore to the last sorority formal or finding someone to buy you booze, then we probably won't get along very well. Conversely, if you have kids and go to bed at 8 or 9 every night, we also probably won't get along very well either. Ultimately, it's about being on the same wavelength regardless of age.
• In college, college-educated, or have a legitimate career plan if not pursuing postsecondary education. Ambition and goals are sexy.
• Able to hold a conversation. I'm not expecting a debate on utilitarianism versus deontology in the first few messages, but I'm amazed at how many people lack basic conversation skills. They're like the seagulls from Finding Nemo. Able to understand basic communication but only reply with single word responses. It makes me want to fucking yeet myself off of this planet. All I ask for is effort.
• Do not want kids either.
• Straightforward and transparent as described above.

This is getting way too long, so send me a message if any of this tickled your pickle. You've already gotten this far, so it would be a net loss to not message me at this point. Channel your inner Shia LaBeouf, and just do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams.