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Proof that I do own clothes/can clean up nicely as well as being able to break it down

Aloha! Hope you’ve been able to enjoy the weekend and if not, maybe this post can add a little spark. Asian male here looking to see if I can maximize the endorphin release on my vacation.

I arrive early morning on 5/17 and will leave in the afternoon on 5/20. Lodging will be in Long Island City but I will be visiting Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens. I don’t have a set itinerary other than exploring food/the city (and hopefully you 🤭) and maybe a dance class or two sprinkled in with nightlife (dancing) so I’m flexible with day availability as well if you’re looking to add a little spice to your work day 😉

We can meet for drinks, coffee, at a park, and/or have a fun night out once or multiple times while I’m here assuming our schedules line up. I have no problems keeping myself company but it’s more enjoyable when entertaining others. I do enjoy stimulating conversation so that would be a plus for anything outside of intimate fun.

There is no TL;DR version so hope you have some time 🙃 If you weren’t born a female, please save us both the time and don’t message.

I am 💯% when I say this: your pleasure is my priority. Nothing turns me on more than knowing that I’m the reason why you are white-knuckling the sheets and struggling to have an ounce of control left in your body. I want to be the reason why you feel your pulse climbing to a peak until you have that unbelievable sensation between your legs…more than once. With all that said, it is a cherry on top when my partner enjoys giving blowjobs as well.

The uncomfortable yet necessary attempt of trying to convince you that I’m worthy of your time:
I have a subtle confidence about myself but I am also quite humble. My philosophy is life is too short to be constantly serious so I like to keep it on the lighter side; if I get comfortable enough around you, the raunchy humor does surface when the timing is right. And don’t let my age fool you: I’m not a boring middle-aged man. I think you’d enjoy my company both with and sans clothes.

Other tidbits:
✅ Educated and cultured
✅ Athletic background with soccer, football, basketball, volleyball, and ultimate frisbee but I don’t fall into the jock/bro stereotype
✅ About 30% into silver fox status
✅ Respectful and personable personality that can put you at ease
✅ Flirtatious and a good conversationalist
✅ Does not fit into that Asian stereotype if that matters to you 😉
✅ Does fit into the Asian stereotype where I love 🍚
✅ Kink-friendly and a pleasure Dom (happy to elaborate further if this part particularly appeals to you)
✅ Vaccinated, boosted, and DDF (420 friendly—I don’t smoke but have dabbled in gummies)

Some shows that I whisk me away:
Ted Lasso, GoT, The Witcher, Stranger Things, The Office, Parks and Rec, What We Do In The Shadows, Silicon Valley, The Mandalorian, Dexter, Ozark, Mindhunter, Dave, Narcos, The Spy, Arrested Development, The League

Some artists that are music to my ears:
Karol G, Calvin Harris, Dua Lipa, Halsey, Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake, Adele, Sam Smith, Alina Baraz, Daddy Yankee, T-Pain, Chris Brown, Drake, Kehlani, Rihanna, Sabrina Claudio, many of current the pop female rappers, and the list goes on.

Another uncomfortable section to exhibit what I fantasize about but may not actually get unless the gods are feeling generous:
- Feminine energy - A lady that can reciprocate conversationally (as well as in other ways 😉) and doesn’t mind some banter and wit. While I can carry a conversation, it does take two for it to be fulfilling
- Generally prefer my age or younger but I’m open to a little older
- A female that is 5’6” or under
- Petite, average, or a little curvy - A more natural look and girl next door vibe

Need not apply:
❌ If your main goal is to get me to extend my car warranty
❌ If you and/or your car smells like 🚬 and regrets
❌ 🐈🐟

I know I’m practically on the hunt for a 🦄 but if you’ve read through all of above, feel free to send a message with any or all of the following:

• Age and a brief summary or fun fact about yourself
  
• Respond to the following: assuming you don’t already have one, pretend that you’ve secretly carried a pet rock around for the last 15 years. What are the top three things/experiences that it would divulge about you?
  
• Would you rather have a unicorn named Uno, Phoenix named Patterson, or a Griffin named Greg? Explain.
  

P.S. I know this could be used against me in the court of law but my go-to karaoke song is Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It.

Cheers 🥂