Dating these days sucks Am I right?

Just looking for MY personal weirdo.

A Morticia looking for her Gomez

Looking for: A balanced person

• Kinky, but not ALL the time.
• Nerdy AF, but sociable.
• Lazy days in & also days out adventuring.
• Intellectual without the ego.
• Endless laughter & Enthusiasm.
• Open-minded for food/travel/cultures/experiences
• Always curious!
• 🚩No Drugs (NOT 420 friendly SORRY!)
• 🚩Not Religious
• ✅Likes to do things (not just watch others do or talk about doing things)
• ✅ must want kids (eventually)
• Dad jokes and Dad bod are a

Ideally located in NJ for convenience sake but flexible. (NYC peeps, I’m not really interested in NYC living sorry! - I like the suburbs and having a yard/garden/space)

About me: - 31F, Masters educated, DDF, 5’2”, gainfully Employed, have no kids (but want them) - Go to Gym (tbh cause it’s good for me not cause I particularly enjoy it 😂 Luisa from Encanto is my fitness inspiration atm.) - do Martial arts (this I enjoy but am arguably average at) - working on getting my Scuba Diving License atm. - love to travel, most recently was in Egypt and am going to Germany, Thailand and (Hopefully) Iceland this year. - love learning how to do new things for the sake of learning - Sexually - open minded. A switch, but really I’d say I’m vanilla with toppings more so than any single crazy flavor of kinky (not kink shaming though!) - like all sorts of music (MCR, Rammstein, Chainsmokers, Ashnikko, Fleetwood Mac, The Hu… anything and everything is fair game if I like it) - love reading - and fast at reading at that - love to cook any and all cuisines.

NERDY AS FUCK ❤️‍🔥

• Gotten into board gaming recently and enjoying the combo of nerds being social and having to be strategic (and sometimes cut throat) -Tried D&D recently and also liked it.
• Used to play lots of (Nintendo mostly) video games but honestly adulthood makes finding the time hard. Too many other things to do.
• Hardcore Scifi fan (books/movie/tv)
• StarWars or Star Trek? HAH. STARGATE is #1 B**CHES! (Though love them all, and also BSG)
• DCAU > Marvel > DC
• Frequent Flier of Renn Faires (yes I dress up)
• love learning about history
• still love me some LEGOS - (built the pyramid one after Egypt)

MY RED FLAGS 🚩 (save you some time) - 🚩 anxiety in the form of needing to over prepare for things -> mostly tend to overpack sometimes. (I did travel Europe for a month out of a backpack so I can kit down, but will still fuss) CAUSED BY: Grew up poor when younger, so scarcity mindset, need to be ready at all times for SHTF - 🚩 abandonment issues -> takes the form of me both opening up to people very quickly, but when I’m afraid of losing someone I care about, I can sometimes push them away in an attempt to save my own feelings. (Me rejecting them instead of feeling rejected). CAUSED BY: moving around so much as a kid/ always being the new kid and losing important mentor figures at key developmental ages.

🚩 & ✅???- I live with my parents/family right now, savings $ for a house. But don’t worry! I’ve lived independently before too… in fact lived abroad in 2 different countries even! I’ve def flown the nest several times… But bonus, because access to my parents amazing cooking and some fun crazy and loud Latino holidays

If you read all this, send me a fun SpongeBob meme so I know you’re a weirdo like me :)