Cutie looking for a fellow cutie to spend the day with. I want to get out of the house and have one of those afternoons that just keeps going til we realize it’s late and we’ve shut the place down. Let’s do this choose your own adventure style:

You’re browsing on Reddit on a sunny Sunday in April. It’s been raining all week but finally, some reprieve. You come across a post on r4rToronto that catches your eye. Inside it says, “Cutie looking for a fellow cutie to spend the day with. I want to get out of the house and have one of those afternoons that just keeps going til we realize it’s late and we’ve shut the place down. Let’s do this choose your own adventure style:”

You get stuck in an endless loop. To exit the loop, proceed to the next paragraph.

The post is written by a woman who is 34, single, 5’3, and curvy. She has brown hair and green eyes. She’s a drinker but doesn’t smoke or do 420. It’s a bit annoying that she lives on the East End along on the Danforth, but it’s not a big deal for today. You’re pleased to also learn she’s not vanilla and you wonder exactly what she means by that. Only one way to find out.

Written in her post is a list of ideas for how you two can meet today and start your adventure. She specifies that you must be fun, silly, single, sex positive, 25-50 years old, DDF and recently tested, as well as a non smoker of any kind to proceed. You should also be free all day, with no other real plans. If you are able to proceed, continue to the next section, otherwise close the post.

She’s written, “Here are list of ideas for how we can meet today and start our adventure. When we’re ready to move on from this, 2-3 options will be presented to keep going, or you’ll be able to turn to the end and conclude your adventure for the day. “

If you are intrigued and would like have the best Sunday ever: send a chat request to the cutie letting her know which option from below you choose, what time you’re free to begin, and some info about yourself.

• Find an open patio and grab a drink, pretend we aren’t cold.
• Grab an ice cream flight. Eat indoors or, again, pretend we aren’t cold.
• Go for a hike/ long walk but don’t speak to each other the whole time.
• Visit Riverdale farm and name all of the animals
• Catch the Toronto Blue Jays vs. Colorado Rockies in the cheap seats.
• Check out some vintage stores, stopping every few minutes to say, “Hmm, That's Cute. Wish I Could Get It.”

If this sounds like your hell: Exit this post and have the boring Sunday you were already gonna have.