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32M4F Ride me like Santa rides his sleigh
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Apologies for the terrible title, but it's the most magical time of the year.
Obviously I'm hoping to stand out, but with so many other posts, it's hard not to be a bit derivative.
Do I go for the clear and straightforward "picture of cock next whatever item was on my bedside table"?
Maybe try the porn addict post ("Who wants to be face fucked by my 13 inches after some introductory anal?") or the sadboi post ("I'm a lonely virgin and no one will love me. Any takers?)
Don't worry, I'll be sure to set unrealistic and unwanted expectations ("guaranteed to make you cum in 3 minutes. And 18 times") and unreasonable demands ("sorry I can't host, you'll need to give me a lift there and back, only looking to receive oral").
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a male
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32
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a female
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