And you won't find a weapon of mass destruction here either.
Look, I don't want to be too unseemly but there's no polite way to put it, I find bush really sexy and it's been more than a hot minute since I've had a chance to enjoy it. Maybe you're a lovely lady that prefers things au naturel, maybe you find it empowering or subversive, or maybe you're just French. Either way, I'd like to get to know you well enough you can't tell where my moustache ends and you begin.
Would love to meet up for drinks, get to know each other a little and see how things play out, perhaps into a random act of muff dive? I'm a super low pressure guy with zero expectations, and even if it doesn't lead to an introduction to bush tucker, it would be great to meet someone new. I'm 6' tall, white, mustachioed, and tressless. Educated, self employed, worldly and quick witted. Gentle, relaxed, generous, and with a touch described as 'delicate but firm enough to get the pulse racing'.
There's a previous success story pinned on my profile if you're interested in reading about some of my earlier charitable works.
Send me a DM and tell me about the last time you went bushwalking.
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