Once a ladies man, now I live like a monk
Nothing else to do, I'm all backed up with spunk
Are you into antiques? Then let's get on the beers
I've got junk that hasn't been touched in years
They call me Dumbledore, cause I'm the head master
After years celibate I couldn't cum any faster
31 years old and I'm bald as fuck
Norwood came and got me, I was dead out of luck
Got dick so hot it burns when I pee
Call me Duracell cause it's a AA battery
Younger or older I'm not bothered by eggs
I'll speak French down between your legs
Well spoken, intelligent, with erudite diction
I'm just looking to borrow a little friction
Kiss so damn good memories will make you moister
God damn girl I'll eat your ass like an oyster
Girl you a Marxist? I'll seize your means of reproduction
Wanna go on a date? Get dressed we'll hit up a function
After years I mostly want to break the ice
Cocktails and dinner, wouldn't that be nice?
Slide into my DM's if I made you smile
Don't be shy, we could chat for a while?
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