Did the silly season leave you feeling more like Santa’s overworked reindeer than a holiday angel? 

Between decorating, shopping, hosting, and eating your body weight in turkey, your back is screaming for help. And let’s not even talk about your wallet…

Well, it’s time to relax, recharge, and feel human again. Say hello to External_Antelope_79 🎉

At EA79 we specialize in unwinding the chaos of the silly season.

🎁 Tight shoulders from waving that Australian/Indigenous/Palestinian/Eureka Stockade flag? We’ve got you.

🎄 Lower back pain from bowling absolute thunderbolts in backyard cricket at your weird cousins? Done.

🍗 Post-feast stress from eating and drinking 17x your body weight on prawns, cherries, and Aldi seltzers? Consider it handled.

Picture this:

• ✨ A room bathed in a golden glow, where the flicker of soft candlelight dances to the rhythm of gentle, melodic tunes.
• 🌿 The delicate scent of essential oils lingers in the air, as warm, velvety drops glide across your skin like liquid silk.
• 💆‍♂️ Expert hands, guided by intuition and care, trace every contour of your body, unraveling knots and tensions with an intimate precision that feels almost instinctive.
• 🔥 A soothing heat spreads through you, igniting a wave of tranquility that flows deep into your core, melting away the burdens of the day and leaving only serenity in its wake.

Here, time slows, and your body becomes a canvas for relaxation, each stroke a whisper, each touch a promise of bliss.

With our highly trained professionals, each session is custom-tailored to your needs. Whether you crave a slow, tantalizing tease or deep, firm pressure that hits all the right spots, we’ll have you saying, “Ohhh, YES,” in no time.

Still not convinced? Check out our special offer: Book now, and your first session includes a free upgrade to aromatherapy! Because you deserve to smell as good as you feel.

📞 Call 1-800-TOUCH-ME or message me directly.

^Disclaimer:

^{Not suitable for those allergic to bliss.}

^{Authorised by the NSW Government, Sydney.}