Wake up and open up my fave subreddit
Open up my post from last night. 2.4k views. Zero comments. Downvoted to zero.
Open messages to make sure Reddit app wasn't mistaken. No messages.
Scroll down to last message in inbox sent to F poster. Still no reply.
Write "hey" again for the 15th time. Send pic just to be safe.
Go back to main sub. Scroll. Find any F posts I haven't commented on already. Spam "DM me" in each one regardless of location, preferences, ability to host or travel or if they are looking for F, FM on anything else.
Start a chat
"hey"
Return post. Leave comment "DMed U"
Go to posts I commented on yesterday.
"Check your DMs"
Go to own profile. Scroll past my gooner posts until I find latest r4r post
Open and review. 2 sentences long, 7 typos. Copy and repost without changes.
Wait for messages to flood in.
1 hour later. No responses.
Google "is Reddit down?"
Log into to alternate account to check if post is up. It is. Upvote. Leave comment "this is so hot. DM me"
Go through all F posts that haven't replied to me and comment "fake"
Go through all M posts. Downvoted all.
Log back into main account. One comment "this is so hot. DM me"
Fuck
Subreddit
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