When bored and lonely I end up online,
another thirsty dude just here to quaff.
I'm on a quest and putting out a sign,
To find a partner who can get me off.
Of course I mean to get me off the net,
Someone who loves to talk and dance and play,
But I'm a thirsty dude let's not forget,
So yes, I also meant another way.
I'm patient, kind, endowed with brain and wit;
Emotionally I'm available;
I'm tall and healthy, literate and fit;
On paper I think I look datable.
I'm sweet but deep down have a kinky streak,
And seek a fairy with an inner freak.
....
Just a nerd who likes words. A horny dude with a corny 'tude.
My post history will reveal my inner lecher, but I'm not a philanderer, I've been celibate for over 18 months because I'm looking for the one. Not trying to hide who I am. Honesty is the policy.
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