We will be hanging out around the CBD and have a hotel booked. The missus is feeling frisky and looking for some good dick to help her out. Just a few rules if you want a reply :

1. Be physically clean, smell nice, brush your teeth and be well presented (cannot believe I actually have to mention this).
2. Crotch area must be manscaped and trimmed, who wants pubes in their face blowing a cock.
3. Be willing to share face pictures and verify yourself.
4. Preference will be given to guys with big cocks, she wants someone who can rearrange her insides and yes she can take it.
5. Be a team player, there may be more than one guy fucking her at the same time. Preference will be given to groups of friends 😜
6. She loves to flash and show off in public, if you want to hang with us and have a few beers you score bonus points.
7. No kissing on the mouth, she hates it.

8. No anal unless you have a tiny dick which does not comply to point 4 above.

9. If you are a female, she loves a woman’s touch. That can be arranged in between all the dick. If you are female and interested just state it clearly so we can make sure nobody else is around …… kinda like locking in a time slot. It will only be f-f play.

10. No guys, unless you are a verified couple the answer is NO, when she plays with a female it is F-F only.

Points 1 to 3, 7 and 8 are dealbreakers, sorry.

If you want to be ignored, send a message with no context and nothing about yourself. Sorry this is not a chit / chat, we want to scout the market, lock it in and fuck the night away tomorrow night. Like I said, bonus if you can hang out with us.

DMs are now open, let the cock fest begin …… will likely take two weeks to clean the messages out afterwards 😂