Hi! I’m searching for my companion. So far, I haven’t been able to find him 😔 but I know that he’s out there somewhere. Hopefully he’s a Reddit user who see this post and glides 🪂 into my DM’s.

It’s unfortunate that I have to state this, but I am looking for someone who is truly single. I have no interest in connecting with someone who is hiding a significant other. There seems to be a lot of you out there and I’m tired of you burning my time. So, if you’re already in a relationship or someone thinks they’re in a relationship with you, I have no interest in connecting so run along and skip to the next post. Please don’t waste my time…or yours because I will find out pretty quickly if you’re lying 🕵️‍♀️🙄

With that awful but necessary disclaimer behind us, let’s move on to why I’m here. I’m searching for my companion and thought I’d try to see if he was wandering around here somewhere. Just so you know that it’s me who you’re looking for, I’ll tell you a little bit about myself. In my downtime I enjoy exploring the city and practicing my photography skills (or lack there of…art means something different to everyone), I love architecture and visiting museums and art galleries when I can. I’m currently on the hunt for the best cappuccino in the Sydney area, so far I’ve been left disappointed but the excitement remains that I’ll one day stumble across it when I least expect it. I enjoy movie nights, deep conversations, a witty sense of humour, and reading. I’m a bit of an intellectual so I find intelligence quite an attractive trait in people and I really enjoy learning new things. So, I would best be suited to someone who likes to talk and has interests and hobbies. I also enjoy gaming and I don’t platform discriminate, if you’re a League player I simply won’t be able to keep my hands off you…unless you’re a Yasuo main or a Yuumi support 😒.

I am smoke, vape, drug and alcohol free and I would prefer you be the same. For fitness I do yoga and am currently debating as to whether to try BJJ for some excitement (although I’m not quite sure yet because I don’t want to get injured…I’m delicate). I would also like it if you keep active because there may be times where I want us to go to a couples yoga class…you know for fun! I need you to be trustworthy, genuine in your intentions, honest, kind, and empathetic. You’re going to have to have a sense of humour as well.

If my companion has finally found me, glide 🪂 your way into my DM’s and introduce yourself. Tell about who you are and be sure to include some of your interests and why it took you this long to find me.

In terms of age range I’d be most comfortable with someone between the ages of 35 and 45.