33 [F4M] shy, inexperienced guys, wanna hold hands and kiss?

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lymphosike is a female age 33 looking for a male in Seattle, WA

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(yep, this is real - I've done this a few times now 😂)

are you a kissless, forever alone kinda guy? do girls make you too nervous to talk to IRL? does social awkwardness get in the way of your horny and/or romantic dreams? we should totally hang!!

I'm a tall, curvy big tiddy goth who genuinely loves memelord gamer types (being a memelord gamer myself). I am also just about the chilliest person on earth, so please bring your awkward, goofy, rambling infodump self and don't worry about me, I can keep up!

all body shapes and sizes are great - chubby, short, hairy, balding, it's all good! you don't even have to shower, lol.

VIRGINS ONLY - I AM NOT INTERESTED IN CHADS OR REGULAR HOOKUPS

let's have a storybook night out on the town! I'm visiting from Portland so I have a hotel in Cap Hill, but I can hop on the light rail and meet you somewhere in the vicinity. we can get a bite to eat and hold hands under the stars like a dorky anime gif! you can squeeze my boobs if you want, too! :D

(I'll delete this post in about a half hour to keep my inbox sane)

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Seattle, WA

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a female

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a male

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