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35 [M4F] Help save my planet from total extinction.
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Fuzzy-Excuse-7984 is a male age 35 looking for a female in Seattle, WA
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Please earthling women I am in need of your help.

I am one the last members of an ancient species which has traveled across the galaxy in search of what you people call “pussy”. My people are dying from lack of good sex and I am it’s last hope. Training for my entire life for this mission I have traveled many light years in search of the cure for this plight upon my people. The only cure we have found is the moans of pleasure from earthling women. I hope to be able to sample such exquisite sounds however I can only do this with someone’s help. I am well trained in being able to please earthling women and come fully equipped with what you would call a “large cock”. It’s specifications are 8” long and “thick” I am willing to provide visual confirmation upon request.

Will you answer the call and aid me in my quest to save my people?

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