So I've been sleeping with this guy lately. He's in an open relationship, it's just sex, and I really, really don't date men. Lately, though, he's been getting all worked up every time he hears I've gone out with someone else, asking me if they have a dick, if they fucked me better than he does. The answer is typically none of his business; I don't like enough men to have sex with them, and I don't answer questions about other people's genitals anyway. I'm getting real sick of it, though.

I'm looking for someone who will fuck me better than he does, either as a one time thing to prove a point (the point being that good dick isn't hard to find, so quit being a dick) or regularly as a replacement for the current FWB. I'm not looking to date, but if you're very very interesting then maybe.

You should be:

•25 or older (I'm probably not going to sleep with someone over 40, but it depends on you as a person and how attractive I find you)

•able to host (no public play)

•willing to use condoms

•able to give STD screening results from within the last 6 months (even if you're a virgin)

•interested in getting me off as well as yourself

•in possession of one (1) penis and willing to let me brag to someone else about how amazingly you use it

I am:

•27 years old

•5'0 tall

•chubby (I don't know my exact weight, but I am not by any means a skinny woman)

•not able to host even a tiny little bit

•not willing to fuck you in a car or a hotel room (unless you're from out of town and already staying there)

•not on birth control, so condoms are extremely important

•was last tested in like June? I have tests that I can show you

•deeply invested in making my partners come

•nonmonogamous

I'm into:

•rear entry positions

•light bondage

•stoned sex (after we get to know each other)

•group sex

•oral sex (I eat freshly washed ass)

•spanking

•height differences (an easy one for me)

•exhibitionism

•idk, a lot more, I read through the Wikipedia page of kinks and I ran out of patience to list them all

Your first message should contain:

•a pickup line

•a SFW picture of you

•a description of yourself and what you're into sexually

•the general neighborhood in which you're able to host

•the general date of your last STD exam

•enough information to start a conversation

Any nudes will be an automatic block. Any rudeness will be an automatic block. I can't guarantee I'll answer every message. Comments are open, please drop any questions below