It seems like most of the people on here are looking for the whole NSA “hit it and quit it” situation but that’s not very enjoyable for me. I’m looking to build a good connection before getting physical. Ideally could develop into something more but solid FWB would be cool too. What I’m looking for is someone who is available and wants to hang out a couple to a few times a week to hang out, go out on dates, then go somewhere private to bang each other senseless until we both start pulling muscles.

About me: tall and chubby white male with curly brown hair, blue eyes, and a short beard. I’ve lived in a few different US cities but most of my life grew up out in East Bumfuck (the white trash version of Wakanda) and definitely prefer the rural- or at least suburban- lifestyle.

I work in STEM (not a coder) and am typically ribbed by my friends and family for saying nerdy shit to try to rationalize things going on in the world (more science nerd thoughts instead of pop culture nerd thoughts). I also like to ask a lot of dark questions (see below for example).

I’m also a big fan of getting back to my redneck roots and disappear into the woods and away from others, whether off-roading my 4x4, hiking, biking, nature photography, or camping in an area with no cell service.

I smoke the occasional cigar but am not big on tobacco otherwise. I also stick mostly to beer when drinking but can be tempted to drink wine/liquor on special occasions (or for wine if someone else is there to help kill the bottle). Social marijuana user.

In the bedroom I’m more of a dominant individual and have recently had a few serial monogamous D/s relationships. I’m not really looking for a D/s relationship at the moment but would still consider one if it’s with the right person. I’m the “I’ll try anything twice” kind of person and haven’t yet found many things that I haven’t enjoyed.

Looking for someone around my age (definitely 21 , no need for me to be robbing the cradle) with some similar interests that we can have some solid conversations when we’re not otherwise occupied. Looking for someone with a high sex drive and some kinky ideas to put into practice.

Since you’ve read this far you get the dark question of the post: Which monarch in history has the most deaths on their hands? Please place your answer in your message and I’ll respond with mine. If we click let’s go grab a beer! 😜