TL;DR: Cute, friendly BBW* here, looking for someone with whom to pass the days with steady, consistent banter and a mix of sfw and nsfw conversation.

Hi! I know I’m in the wrong place for this, but fuck it!

I’m hoping to find a genuine connection with a rational, adult human that lasts longer than a few hours or days. I like to text throughout the day and ideally you do too. If you’re quick with both responses and wit, I am you girl.

I’m looking for someone who is sweet, interesting and funny enough to hold my attention. More than anything, I just wanna meet someone who makes me smile when I see your messages. We can brighten each other’s days!

I’m married and my husband knows I’m here, so there’s no sneaking on my end. I’d prefer you not be sneaking either, that just gets messy for everyone involved. I’m a big believer in “honesty is the best policy.”

Since I’m primarily looking for friendship, your looks aren’t important here, though I really do love a good beard and a kind smile. I have a strong preference for smart, nerdy guys who have more to say than just “lol.” Again, I like keeping up steady banter throughout the day, so it would be best if you actually have time to text and enjoy all the butterflies that come with it.

I’m interested in someone 30-50. Nothing against you young bucks but I tend to vibe with more experienced folks.

Things I’m immediately turned off by: unsolicited dick pics, expecting me to act like a cam girl instead of a person seeking friendship, slow responders, and ghosting 🚩.

I’m immediately turned on by a good sense of humor and sufficient reading comprehension skills.

If you’re still with me after reading all of thaf, send me a message and tell me your best dad joke, so I’ll know you read and comprehended this thesis of a post.

I hope to talk to you soon! xx

*if you don’t know whether or not you like BBWs, I’m not the droid you’re looking for.

35 [F4A] West Coast US - Looking for steady conversation

TL;DR: Cute, friendly bbw* here, looking for someone with whom to pass the long days of winter with banter and friendship.

I’m hoping to find a genuine connection with a rational, adult human that lasts longer than a few hours or days. I’m looking for someone who is sweet, interesting and funny enough to hold my attention. I’m trying to joke around and make each other laugh so that both our days are brighter. I might also be trying to flirt if we develop the right connection, but I definitely take some time to warm up to it and flirting is NOT my primary goal here. In fact I’m not even sure why I’m including this information. More than anything, I just wanna meet someone who makes me smile, because things seem bleak lately, for me and the world in general. Let’s bring some sunshine into each other’s days and just enjoy the good vibes :)

I’m married and my husband knows I’m here looking for friends, so there’s no sneaking on my end. I’m not searching for a husband or monogamous relationship here, though I’m definitely available (and excited) for connection and companionship, with some gentle boundaries. Something long-term would be wonderful, with the right person. In all likelihood meeting won’t be an option for a long time, if ever, but I’m nevertheless open to developing a close friendship online.

I’m looking for someone 25-45, preferably within a time zone or two of me (PST) or at least in my hemisphere. Since I’m looking for friendship, your gender and looks aren’t important, though I really do love a good beard and kind smiles. I have a strong preference for smart, nerdy people who have more to say than just “lol.” I like having light, steady banter throughout the day so it would be best if you actually enjoy texting and have the time to respond quickly. My one hard and fast requirement is that you must have a sense of humor. Please no fat shaming, no “hey girl let me hit” pick up lines, no trolling me for sex, and no creepers. I’m a grown up woman who knows what she’s about and I’m looking for someone who knows what they’re about too.

If you’re still with me after reading all of that, send me a message (I won’t see your chat) and tell me your favorite color, so I’ll know you read and comprehended my post and are at least not a bot. Though if you’re a friendly bot with decent banter I wouldn’t rule out a friendship....

I hope to talk to you soon! xx

*if you don’t know what a bbw is I’m not the droid you’re looking