tl;dr

Just want to use up, love, and take care of a girl until she's sore, drooling, and dazed. 100% will blow glass slippers, it's a coin toss whether we can turn a pumpkin into a horse drawn carriage. If Moses could split the Red Sea that's still got to be on the table.

Right now I want to use you up, love you, and take care of you. I want to use you like a fleshlight, make love to you, feed you Tim's Jalopeno Chips⁽¹) burrito⁽²) you, pull you into the shower by your hair, wash your hair before dinner w/family, and towel you off before filling you up again. Dress yourself but wear a Patagonia, dinner will be at night after all.

Me:

professional who grew up in the area (rare), biker thighs, 20/20 vision, able to jump speedbumps in a single bound. Limits include things that are illegal and/or involve parties unable to consent. Frankly Belle and Arial are my fav Disney princesses. Pictures can be found in my profile.

You...

• have a kind heart
• don't think too much about specific kinks, you love to push boundaries and try new things, sex is just another adventure^(3)
• can talk about which kinks are off limits for you, which you might be interested in, and what you think is exciting
• value chemistry and connection
• are a sub, a domme who likes to sub sometimes, or a switch; we only discriminate against the dutch here
• live in or within driving distance of Seattle

I won't pretend this is entirely coherent, maybe I'll clean it up when I'm not bursting out of my shorts. That said, if any of the above has you thinking that you might have an answer to my question please send me a message or a chat with the most overrated restaurant in Seattle (for my enemies)

Footnotes

⁽¹) For the avoidance of doubt, "burrito her" means to tuck her into bed/wrap her up in the blanket like a burrito. Get your mind out of the gutter.

⁽²) Yes, these Tim's Jalopeno Chips. Willing to consider other snacks on request.

⁽³) You might not have experience with any of this. That's irrelevant, technique and discipline can be taught but attitude can't. You might flinch when I tell you to put something on my face but you won't hesitate once you know that's what I want.