I'm looking for real connections with people. Emotional compatibility is really important to me. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX-ONLY CONNECTIONS RIGHT NOW. Please respect this and don't message me if that's what you're after. I'm bored of that. If you message me, include basic info about yourself and why you think we'll connect. If you do, I will answer your message, even if it takes a while. I do not respond to low-effort messages like "Hi," "hey there," or some random question. Introduce yourself. Don't make me do all the work.

(IDK if i needed to tag this NSFW for this, but thought I'd play it safe).

I'm looking for romantic connections and dating. I don't have a really clear idea of what that looks like, but I'd like to get to know you and see how things go. There is A LOT about me in previous posts, as well as what I'm looking for, so I don't think I need to go over all that again, but here's a little summary of the important stuff:

Possibly relevant details: Vulnerable/open, happily fat and not looking to change, confident, anxious, accepting, outgoing, kind, sarcastic, understanding, witty, unemployed, overeducated, non-judgmental, irreverent, sympathetic, board/video game player, adorable, melancholy, hilarious, German learner, empathetic, low-key into computers, easily distracted, uninhibited, responsible, caring, flexible, verbose.

Things about you that might possibly be really exciting to me: Vulnerable/open, you don't share only gym selfies, between 30-40, you are literally any size, you enjoy talking, genuine, from literally anywhere, you look pretty to me (don't try and decide if I'll like you for me), altruistic, hilarious, German-speaking, video/board game playing, you have really cute crooked teeth, you are capable of believing the compliments I pay you are genuine, fun, you have an accent I enjoy, you're a nerd, you are nurturing and kind, we can bullshit together over some weed, and probably a bunch of other stuff. 

Deal breakers: You don't know how to treat me like a human being, elitist/condescending, conservative, married, 27 or under, or in a relationship (I am not looking for people in open relationships right now).