The wider my legs spread!
Are you a funny, romantic person? If yes, we can jump in the puddles, watch porn upside down, and do mediocre roleplays. Looking for Danny - the tiger tamer, Joe - the vegan comedian, Filippo - the nerdy philosopher or an all arounder. Someone who can bring meaning to this meaningless pursuit.
Me: 5.6' tall, 150 lbs, HWP, brown, beautiful, infectious smile, gorgeous bangable hair (even on a messy hair day), extremely empathetic and annoyingly childish. I am married and discretion is a must.Â
You: 36-48 years, Any race, tall, handsome, your looks are important to me but not as much as your personality. A true giver. Generous in bed and outside. NOT attracted to very fat or obese body type. Must be Drug & Disease free. Ability to host.Â
Objective - To find someone very near me to meet regularly for earth shattering sex. I had an arrangement like this before and it lasted 3 years. Looking for something similar long-term but no pressure. I live a very busy life so I do not have time to sit and chat, hence patience is the key. If you are patient and understanding, then read further.
 Your DM / chat must include the following
Location - I will sort replies based on distance. If you are in Seattle, do not reply unless you have a flying car! I live near Kirkland - south Bothell area.
Status (single, married, divorced etc)
Your availability and meeting arrangement details.
Describe in detail how you look, paint me a picture - bald, hair, mustache, body, whatever I need to know
It will take me time to connect but that weeds out all the ghosters, fakers and creepers. Hold my hand, dance with me and make me your other woman.
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