Hii! I hope you are well,
im angry dustbunny. i'm an actual dustbunny. i'm a professional nerd and technophile, seattle native. i love women :D ya'll smell good and make the day worth working for. i love to wake up at the ass crack of dawn and write poems for pretty girls. my exsistance on this miserable tumbling mudball was spontaneously realized in a comic book supervillian type accident involving cheap rum, ductape, and the municiple sewage waters. i'm 5'6, a hundred and forty pounds.
for fun, i suck at cooking, smoke weed, drink cheap rum, draw, play minecraft, and dream of drowning in boobs. my favorite anime is samurai champloo. imma metalhead. to play me in settlers of catan is to entertain certain defeat.
i work a shit ton. my job is getting kicled in the head with a steel toe boot. and i want to do less working and more of being lost in your eyes and kissing you.
i LOVE kissing and i want to do a lot more of it. it's so fucking nice. I'm looking for someone to kiss most chiefly.
if we get along and i can make you laugh, i would love to take things further. slowly. i love to kiss everywhere! not just your face.
i can be very kinky. but thats not necessarily what im looking to indulge right now. unless you wanted to wrestle! a woman who can threaten to pin me is my perfect kryptonite.
i want to text first and get to know you! if i can't joke with you, i'll never have the courage to make a move on you ahha.
not lookin for men. im looking for someone who considers their physical and mental health. poly freaks me out (i always feel i'm making someone jealous).
buh bye for now!
You're a beautiful and kind person :D
go make your inner child happy C:
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