Hii! I hope you are well,
im angry dustbunny. i'm an actual dustbunny. i'm a professional nerd and technophile, seattle native. avid devotee of the church of the women with the curvy hips. i love to wake up at the ass crack of dawn and write poems for pretty girls. my exsistance on this miserable tumbling mudball was spontaneously realized in a comic book supervillian type accident involving cheap rum, ductape, and the municiple sewage waters. i'm 5'6, a hundred and forty pounds.
for fun, i suck at cooking, smoke weed, drink cheap rum, draw, play minecraft, and dream of drowning in boobs. i'm very kinky, but that's not necessarily what i'm looking to entertain through this particular venture. my super power is being the smartest of the dumb people and the queen of peasants. my favorite anime is samurai champloo. imma metalhead. i'm better than you at settlers of catan. i love to hump trees.
the rest of the time i work. and i'm looking to change that up.
i LOVE kissing and i want to do a lot more of it. it's so fucking nice. I'm looking for someone to kiss most chiefly.
I would LIKE to be able to grope and suck on your titties as well.... but i could be persuaded to just kiss if your face is that pretty C:
Lastly, i love eating pussy.... if you're down to be eaten out, i'd love to. but that's a higher trust activity and i need to know and like you thoroughly ahha.
i want to text first and make sure we like each other. if i can't joke with you, i'll never have the courage to make a move on you ahha.
not lookin for men. poly freaks me out (i always feel i'm making someone jealous).
buh bye for now!
You're a beautiful and kind person :D
go make your inner child happy C:
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