7 Reasons to Let Me Eat You Out
In 1969 (note the year, here 😉), Neil Armstrong went to the moon, and made all Americans proud. Now, 5 decades later (on a July 4th weekend), I, also a man on a mission, vow to eat your pussy relentlessly until you cum multiple times (that's my promise to the American people).
I don't care if you're chubby or slim, hairy or trimmed (ugghh almost made it rhyme!) etc. I will pamper your kitty, and give it the love it deserves
Some of you are tired, overworked, and here's a long weekend. Why not rest a little, sit down, even? I will gladly let you sit on my face :)
If you care about the environment, you must know that taking showers together (while you allow me to play with your pussy) is an excellent way to save on water.
On the topic of environment and materials, let this be the start of a movement where we cut down on the production of synthetic materials, where, instead, natural tools can be used. For one, get rid of dildos. I will gladly provide a 6" substitute (100% natural), along with my tongue and fingers.
No reciprocation necessary (although more than eager to let you please me). Oh my God, is this even real 😮 Too good to be true, right?
Willing to work at it for hours. I won't be in a rush, at all. Unless your husband finds out about us (haha jk!)
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