Let’s try this again! I had some success with my last post and had some truly great sex in the last few weeks, but I need to fine tune what I’m looking for.

Me: 35, married, not looking to change that. I’m 5’9, Caucasian, black hair, green eyes, tattoos, thick/curvy/chubby with big tits. A former emo kid. Into sarcastic, flirty banter and inside jokes. I’m a full on sub with a praise kink. Tell me I’m beautiful while you rail me and I’ll be a happy camper. Able to be good, giving, and game. Happy to share photos if you send first. I can travel, but fully unable to host.

You: white, 25-45, down with all of the above and have your shit together a little bit. I typically like taller guys with facial hair, tattoos, broad shoulders and a little bit of a dad bod but I’ve gone against type recently and had some excellent sex, so I’m open minded. I’ve had good sexual chemistry with pleasure doms in the past, but please be able to indulge a praise kink and also just good, giving, and game in general. Know what you like and be able to fuck like a man and take control. Decent communication. I’m open to neglected married men in dead bedrooms but I’m really not interested in being someone’s adultery coach so like, guilty consciences are a no thank you.

Don’t message me if: you’re MAGA, unwilling to share photos, will flake out, can never host or pay for a hotel room, looking for a therapist or an unpaid sex worker, or unwilling to give after care.

Do message me if: you think you can make me laugh and make me cum, or if even a small part of this post appealed to you. I’ve been pleasantly surprised by some guys who seemed bad on paper, so let’s see if we click even if we don’t check every box. Ideally looking for something ongoing that’s about 80% sex, 10% going out to dinner and talking about the real world, and 10% staying up late to watch shows and eat snacks in bed.

I can share STI results and I expect you to do the same.

FaceTime or Telegram or meeting for drinks for a vibe check is a must before we fuck.