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40 [M4F] - Man seeks his throne
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Seeking a reliable throne to fulfill my dirtiest desires!
I'm on the hunt for a beautiful, well-maintained toilet to call my own. If you're a porcelain princess of any type looking for a loving owner, look no further! I promise to keep you squeaky clean and well-maintained.
In exchange for your loyalty, I offer:
- Frequent usage (at least once a week)
- Gentle cleaning with soft, moist wipes
- Occasional deep cleaning with powerful hands
- A steady supply of toiletery pleasure
If you think you have what it takes to handle my most private moments, please get in touch. We can discuss our needs and preferences to ensure a perfect match. Together, we'll create a bond that lasts a lifetime (or at least until the next plumbing issue arises).
Important notes:
- Must be able to withstand heavy use without clogging or breaking
- A strong flush is a must-have
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